"FULL OF FOOL" ( recount text )

IT'S ONE OF EXAMPLES OF  RECOUNT TEXT, IF U HAVE  ASSIGNMENT AND GET ANY

PROBLEM IN WRITING OF EXPERIENCE, THIS TEXT MIGHT  CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM


well, so i'd like to tell you about my experience, but i have to say something. actually this is just my imaginary experience, haha, so here we gooo

well, a month ago, i went home as usual. but at the day, that was not 'usual' because of why? yah, because i got too  many surprices. so when i walked away from school with my friend, suddenly someone called me, the voice is just like male's but i didnt know his voice. when i turned around at him, it was really surprising me. guess who he was!!!! he was Zayn Javaad Malik, one of my favorite actress! then he said, " hi, im zayn, i'm here to pick you" in my deepest heart I shouted loudly aaaaaaaarggh!! but my mouth was so so really speechless, so my friends were. i didnt know hot to say a word, and i only said "what? really? haha you gotta be kidding me" "no, im serious, come on" he said.

i had no idea to do anything, so i just followed him and came into the car. in our way, we didnt talk each other, but i tried to talk to him, i asked him, "what are you?" then he said that he was my guardian. i did not understand about what he was talking about. around ten minutes later, we arrived at an "unknown" place. i did not know what it was, but Zayn asked me to come in. when i came into that place, i saw someone smiled at me, he was so handsome, cute, cool, and suddenly he said, "hi, im Lou, your new designer”

I was just so speechless, i meant ‘my new designer’? such an impossible thing i ever heard in my life. Then he asked me to follow him to come into the room and he ordered me to sit in front of the big mirror.  He went out a moment and left me alone inside. When he came back, he brought a big box then he opened it, i was shocked, that box was filled by so many kinds of accesories.

Then he asked me to close my eyes. I was shocked because at that time he made over me. Then Lou said, “it’s over, open your eyes J” And when i opened my eyes i thought that was not me, i was so different. After that Lou gave me some dresses, it was really surprising me, those dresses were so wonderful. Then he selected the best dress for me. So i wore it, when i stood in front of the mirror, i was really shocked, i was sreally different, i looked much better than before.

Then, zayn said to me “so sorry, i think we have to go for the candle light dinner” “what? With whom?” i asked him, but he did not answer. I never felt ‘candle light dinner’ before, i was excited at that time. When we arrived at the destination, i was surprised, there were too many candles, flowers, ballons, and there was a long red carpet between the door and the table,  and guessed what!! Beside the table,  I saw one direction, i saw all of them, Zayn, Niall, Lou, Harry, Liam were so gorgeous wonderful, really cool. Zayn were standing beside Harry who was sitting, Lou was standing beside Liam who was combing his hair, and Niall was holding the instrument music with 6 strings on it then they sang “Hey girl, im waiting on ya, im waiting on ya, come on and lemme sneak you out...” they continued the song and sang beautifuly, and  i walked closer to them, i wanted to reach them. slowly i walked, walked, walked until i did not realize there was a pool full of water. I was shocked, i couldnt swim, and i just felt like i was dying, but when i opened my eyes, “fool!”   i was laying on my bed with my pajamas that i wore when i slept

Should Homework to be dismissed? (exposition text)

well, so this is just the one of examples of  exposition text :

Ok, so right now, im gonna talk about student’s problem which is so hard to be solved I think. Yap, homework, such a word which students always hear every single day but most of them hate this word.  In our beloved country, Indonesia, most of students get a sea of homeworks so they get tired of those works.

The students think homework is a thing that really disturb them, because they are gonna loss their spare time. Ok, so just for your information, one of school in Germany named Elsa-Brandstrom School that’s located in North Rhine-Westphalia do not allow the teachers to give students homework. The headmaster does it in order to make students do not feel bored and do not disturb students’ leisure times.

That’s not false statement, but that’s not also true yet.  If we think clearly, if we imagine far, homework is kinda important enough in order to practice students, so the students do not only can have their leisure times by playing or anything else but they can fill their spare time by studying.  Even, the result of observation,  “homework” can increase student’s achievement

Well, actually, students get tired, get confused of homeworks, because they have over loaded of homeworks. Their brain always have to works every single time. Honestly I don’t think that homework should be dismissed yet I don’t want students always get homework everyday.  So I think homework shouldn’t be dismissed yet should be reduced.

What makes mobile phone is forbidden to be brought at school? (exposition text)

this is the example of exposition text:

Mobile phone is one of modern communication device, it seems that every single one uses it everytime. No wonder if all of people over the world do need this modern phone. Mobilephone is the important thing which always we bring anywhere, anywhen, and anytime. For examples, we use it at the office, market,  or perhaps school.

School is one of place where people often bring their phone there. Unfortunetly, most of schools do not allow their students to bring mobilephone because they think mobilephone can disturb students to study. Yet, I do not think that is the true statement.

How can I say it? Absolutely I have some reasons. First, students exactly need phone in order to communicate each others. Examples, students gotta call their parents/ somebody else for picking them up or bring something left at their home.

Second, students can find some infoemations and knowledges in the internet via mobilephone. If they have some obstacles while they are studying, they can “search” in the internet via mobilephone.

Because of those reasons, I don’t think mobile phone can disturb students to study. But they have to use their phone when the break times or after school, so that it doesn’t disturb time for study.

My experience

 

well, I had something bad, bad experience. It happened at my school, exactly in my class. I sat at the corner of class with my friend.

 At that time, I was studying, I was listening to my teacher who was explaining the lesson. But once, there was somebody poked at the back of my body. I tought it was my classmate who sat beside me. But when I asked her, “hey, you poke me don’t you?”  she said “no, I do nothing, I just listen to the teacher”. I was so confused.  I ignored it, and I just continued my study. but when I did the exercise, I felt it again, I felt somebody poked me again and he poked me at the back of my body again. At that time, I was frightened because I was sure that it was not my friend who poked me but somebody did.

After the lesson was over, I talked to my classmate about it. And she told me “oh really? You feel someone poke you? Oh.. so do I, I feel someone has poked me at the back of my body, I think it was you”.  And I said; “no, I do nothing at that time, oh my God, that was so scary~”

Well, that was my horrible experience I ever had, and I hope, that wont ever ever happen anymore.

thats too much funny.....

the storyteller (example of narrative text)

EXAMPLE OF NARRATIVE TEXT 

well, this is my first post after a long looong time i do not write anything, rite? well so i justtell you about a fairy tales, and i plan to show this story at practical examination, so here we gooo!

The Fisherman and His Wife

There was once upon a time a fisherman and his wife who lived together in a small and dirty hut near the sea. Every day the fisherman went out fishing, and he fished a long time. Once he was sitting there fishing and looking into the clear water when his hook went to the bottom, deep down, and when he pulled it out, he had caught a large flounder. Then the flounder said to him, "I beg you to let me live. I am not an ordinary flounder, but an enchanted prince. Put me back into the water, and let me swim."

"Well," said the man, "there's no need to say more. I can certainly let a fish swim away who knows how to talk." Then he put it back into the water, and the flounder quickly disappeared to the bottom, leaving a long trail of blood behind him.

The man then went home to his wife in the hut and told her that he had caught a flounder that had told him he was an enchanted prince, and that he had let it swim away. "Didn't you ask for anything first?" said the woman. "No," said the man. What should I have asked for?"

"Oh," said the woman. "It is terrible living in this dirty hut. It is filled with stench and filth. Go back and ask for a little hut for us."

The man did not want to, but he went back to the sea, and when he arrived he stood next to the water and said:

Flounder, flounder, in the sea! My wife, my wife Ilsebill, Wants a thing, wants a thing

The flounder swam up and said, "What does she want then?"

"Oh," said the man, "I did catch you, and my wife says that I really should have asked for something. She doesn't want to live in a hut any longer. She would like to have a house as in the city."

"Go home," said the flounder. "She already has it."

The man went home, and his wife was standing in the door of a house, and she said to him, "Come in. See, now isn't this much better." And there was a parlor and a bedroom and a kitchen; and outside there was a little garden with all kinds of vegetables, and a yard with hens and ducks.

"Oh," said the man. "Now we can live well."

"Yes," said the woman, "we'll give it a try."

Everything went well for a week or two, and then the woman said, "Husband. This house is too small. The yard and the garden are too little. I want to live in a large stone castle. Go back to the flounder and tell him to get a castle for us."

"Oh, wife," said the man. “The flounder has just given us the house like you want. I don't want to go back so soon. It may make the flounder angry."

"I know he can do it," said the woman, "and he won't mind. Just go!"

So, with a heavy heart, the man went back, and when he came to the sea, the water was quite purple and gray and dark blue, but it was still, and he stood there and said:

Flounder, flounder, in the sea! My wife, my wife Ilsebill, Wants a thing, wants a thing

"What does she want then?" said the flounder.

"Oh," said the man sadly, "my wife wants to live in a stone castle."

"Go home. She's already standing before the door," said the flounder.

So the man went home, and his wife was standing in front of a large palace.

"See, husband," she said. "Isn't this beautiful?" And with that they went inside together. There were many servants inside, and the walls were all white, and there were golden chairs and tables in the living room, and outside the castle there was a garden and a forest a half mile long, and there were elk and deer and rabbits, and there were cow and horse stalls in the yard.

"Oh," said the man, "now we can stay in this beautiful castle and be satisfied."

"We'll think about it," said the woman. "Let's sleep on it." And with that they went to bed.

The next morning the woman awoke. It was daylight. She poked her husband in the side  and said, "Husband, get up. We should be king over all this land."

"Oh, wife," said the man, "why do you want to be king? I don't want to be king."

"Well, I want to be."

"Oh, wife," said the man, "how can you be king? The flounder won't want to do that."

"Husband," said the woman, "Go there immediately. I want to be king."

So the man, felt sad because his wife wanted to be king when he arrived, He stood there and said:

Flounder, flounder, in the sea! My wife, my wife Ilsebill, Wants a thing, wants a thing

"What does she want then," said the flounder.

"Oh," said the man, "my wife wants to be king."

"Go home. She's already king," said the flounder.

Then the man went home, and when he arrived at the palace, there were so many soldiers, and drums, and trumpets, and his wife was sitting on a high throne of gold and diamonds, and she was wearing a large golden crown.

"Oh," said the man, "are you king now?"

"Yes," she said, "I am."

And after he had looked at her awhile, he said, "It is nice that you are king. Now we don't have to wish for anything else."

"No, husband," she said, "I have been king too long. I can't stand it any longer. I am king, but now I would like to become emperor."

"Oh," said the man, "why do you want to become emperor?"

"Husband," she said, "go to the flounder. I want to be emperor!"

"Oh, wife," said the man, "he can't make you emperor. I can't tell him to do that."

"I am king," said the woman, "and you are my husband. Now go there immediately!"

So the man went, and on his way he thought, "This is not going to end well. To ask to be emperor is shameful. The flounder is going to get tired of this." With that he arrived at the sea. He stood there and said:

Flounder, flounder, in the sea! My wife, my wife Ilsebill, Wants a thing, wants a thing

"What does she want then," said the flounder.

"Oh," he said, "my wife wants to become emperor."

"Go home," said the flounder. "She's already emperor."

Then the man went home, and when he arrived, his wife was sitting on a very high throne made of one piece of gold, and she was wearing a large golden crown that was two yards high, and guards were standing at her side, each one smaller than the other, Many princes and counts were standing in front of her. The man went and stood among them and said, "Wife, are you emperor now?"

"Yes," she said, "I am emperor."

"Oh," said the man, taking a good look at her. "Wife, it's good that you are emperor."

"I have to think about that," said the woman. Then they both went to bed, but she was not satisfied. Her desires would not let her sleep. She kept thinking what she wanted to become next. Then the sun came up. "Aha," she thought, as she watched the sunrise through her window. "Couldn't I cause the sun to rise?" Then she became very grim and said to her husband, "Husband, go back to the flounder. I want to become like God."

The man, who was still mostly asleep, was so startled that he fell out of bed. "Oh, wife," he said, "."

"No," said the woman, tearing open her bodice. "I will not be quiet. I can't stand it when I see the sun and the moon coming up, and I can't cause them to rise. I want to become like God!"

"Oh, wife," said the man. "The flounder can't do that. He can make you emperor, but he can't do that."

"Husband," she said, looking very gruesome, "I want to become like God. Go to the flounder right now!"

The man trembled with fear at every joint. Outside there was a terrible storm. Trees and mountains were shaking. The heaven was completely black, and there was thunder and lightning. In the sea he could see black waves as high as mountains, and he said:

Flounder, flounder, in the sea! My wife, my wife Ilsebill, Wants a thing, wants a thing

"What does she want then?" said the flounder.

"Oh," he said, "she wants to become like God."

"no, I can’t. Go home. She is sitting in her small dirty hut again."

Then, the fisherman went home hopelessly, on his way he thought “oh God, my wife must be sad then” when he was walking, his wife pulled his hand and said “what’s the matter my darling? Look!  We’re poor again!!”

Since that time, the fishernan and his wife were back to their poor life.